May 2013
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jebiwonkenobi: When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
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amazingjuliaisnotsexy: solluxforpresident:
May 19th
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Anonymous asked: Are you gay?
May 19th
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My academic career
lolsofunny: laugh-addict: 2005: Present: (lol here!)
May 19th
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Someone please explain how I gained 100 more followers overnight?
May 19th
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“I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”
– Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via fleeingsouls)
May 17th
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snapchatting: shuttingupnow: my life would probably get 2 notes And they would be from my mom and my dentist. wtf why your dentist
May 17th
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thisbrunetteslife: In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with? “Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”  
May 17th
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balloonney: teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them and think the video is broken when it stops to load “well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead” “work in pairs”
May 17th
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toebyeas: books are my favorite thing ever because nobody will ever be able to take away the stories I’ve lived through them and books are the one thing no one can take away from me no matter how much they try 
May 17th
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I was in a store earlier and there was this 6 year old girl hanging from/riding the escalator railing up to the kids section. She never made it though. She Fell. Probably broke a bone.
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