Interviewer: The most embarrassing moment of your respective years?

The humidity at Lollapalooza caused my hair to do this triangular Wolverine type thing and all the Twitter kids clowned on me. It was kind of cool but mostly embarrassing.


(Source: h0rchacha, via thatsilverqueen)

on a football team at my school, someone was knocked into the ground, like really hard, to the point where he was like crying so his friend came up to him to help him up and of course he said "no homo" first when he grabbed his hand to help him up god bless


teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?

me: the bourgeois

teacher: what

me: what

karl marx: nice